TAKREM IS COOL

Splotchy and Suzette

2009-05-28T11:17:00.000-07:00

I was talking with Splotchy and he sounded like a cool guy. But I found out he was a robot and that was kinda whack. But when we had the conversation, I thought I was talking to a real dude. I ask him questions like where are you from and whats your favorite sport. And he answered Miami and basketball. But I kinda had a feeling he was a robot because I ask whats your favorite food. And he tried to change the subject by saying I like tigers. I'm like O.K but that's not what we were talking about. But then he says I don't know what you're talking about. But then I figured it was a robot so I left it alone

Trash Talk part 2

2009-03-26T11:32:00.000-07:00

Back in 300 B.C, the first dumped site acutually recorded was on a greek island. But now, garbage is dumped in a abanded area. In that place the ground has a good mixture of soil and bedrock, it is easy to dig holes there but you only can dig three feet because any further, you'll be splashed with water. After that they put clay over the walls from where they digged. Next put pipe lines on the bottom of what they digged so garbage juice won't flood the garbage out. Lastly the put extra extra strong paper over the pipes so nothing will leak into the earth. Oh yeah they put sand on it for more pretection the dump all the trash down it.

Trash Talk part 1

2009-03-25T09:40:00.000-07:00

In Philidelphia at around the 1750's, Ben Franklin establish America's first street cleaning. But during the 1800's New Yorkers threw their garbage on the streets like it was nothin. They were real, real lazy. Or just plan ol rude. Then, at 1930, the sanitation came in. But now a days, theres a whole lot more than it was before. It's like a war between them and garbge. They think if they seperate all the trucks into the 5 boroughs, they will have a better chance then if they stay in 1 area. They have tools with them when they go out geting the garbages. Shovels. But really they throw the garbage into the back of the truck called the hopper. It has a thing that crushes all the garbge into this spot that has alot of space. Since the truck is used for garbage and theres alot of trucks, they change the trucks every 5 years.

Bad Stuff Goin On In Africa

2009-03-17T08:23:00.000-07:00

My Dream

2009-01-07T09:33:00.000-08:00

One time I had this dream where I was a cop. And I was the best cop ever to be a cop in New York. So they gave me a job as a a body guard for some old guy in Hollywood because all his other body guards quit. So when I got there I found out it wasn't a old guy. It was Amanda Bynes. I think it was because I was watching a tv show and she was the guess star. Anyway she said she was going to this party in space and she knew I was the best of the best. So we where going to her party on another planet. So she picked out her dress that looked good on her. So while we were on the spaceship, some aliens shot at our ship. It was some space type monkeys. They had green skin with 4 arms. They were good shooters but I was better. I shot them all down with one gun. She thanked me and we were on our way.
We got there and all I saw were aliens. But she said they were celebrities from other planets. So half through the party the space monkey came back but with more people. I used kung fu and I took them all out. Everybody was impress with my cool moves. I like to brag but none of them stood a chance.
The party was over and I took Amanda home. She said she loved how I took down the space monkeys. She thanked me with a kiss a she smiled and went in her house. The dream was great.

Nasty Concoctions

2008-12-18T11:24:00.000-08:00

One time when I was in summer camp with my brother like 5 years ago, we had a bet. Me, my older brother, and a group of his friends were on a trip. They made this drink. It was Pepsi but not any kind of pepsi. It had all kinds of stuff in it. BBQ chips, Starbust, MNM's, hot fat kid breath, whip cream, and some cherry soda, and any other stuff they could find. Then they shook it up and down left and right and then they got a straw and mixed all of it. Who ever drank it got 6 or 8 dollars. Nobody wanted to drink it no matter how much money it was so I walk up to them and said can I try it. Then they started talking to my brother asking him are you really gonna let your 7 year old brother drink this and he said if he rally wants to. So they handed me the bottle and I said ummm it looks good. Then I drank like half of it without stopping. Everybody was surprise I made it and didnt throw up. Then instead of only giving me 6, they gave me 10. That day was great.

PetLand Sucks And Stuff

2008-12-17T09:44:00.000-08:00

Dear PetLand,
You guys really, really are wack. How can you sleep at night knowing that you guys bought dogs and cats at puppy mills. At puppy mills there are no space for the animals to stretch their legs and they are so close to each other. They live eat and poo in one really small crate. That's not how animals are suspose to live. And you guys don't even care. On a scale from 1 to 10 at how badly you are really bad, yall a 12.

Animal Cruelty

2008-12-03T09:47:00.000-08:00

Animal cruelty is a very serious case. People who do it are really retarded. I mean why train two dogs to kill other dogs. Dogs are suppose to be best friends. And when they become friends they chase cats. Like DMX and Michael Vick, they both got arrested for abusing dogs. They use to be cool, but now they suck. Anyway hosting dog fights or having a dog and making them fight, it's evil. And if you see dog fights on your block or something, call the cops. But make sure you use a ananomous name. Because if they find you and they got a dog.... um, um, um, um. You dead.

Buyer's Remorse

2008-12-03T08:19:00.000-08:00

Don't you hate it when you buy something and it was cool at the time. But then after you use it after a while, it gets really really boring. I hate when that happens to me. And it's happened to me a lot. One time I bought a real good Honey Bun. I mean real good. I was like one of the best ones ever. So I put it in my book bag so I can eat it later right. I forget about it. Then a month later I find it in my bag. All the icing is off, it smells like notebook. It was awful. My bag was smelling like Honey Bun for a week. That was the only good thing that came out.

Your 5 Senses

2008-11-26T09:54:00.000-08:00

Mostly every human on earth has the 5 senses. They are touch, taste, sight, hear, smell. If I could only have 4 out of those senses, I would have sight, hear, smell, and taste. Touch is the worst one out of the 5. You don't really need to touch. You can go on with life without it. Well I wonder what job you can get i can't touch. You could be a taste tester. But wait, you still need to pick up the food. Just forget it. See this guy has no nose.

The Song the Thief in the Night

2008-11-26T09:40:00.000-08:00

In the song the Thief the in Night, I think the guy who sings this song was robbed of something. I don't think that necessarilly it was a jewel or neckless. I think when he was little that person might have killed one of his family members and he found out at night. So he was still tecnoly robbed. He was robbed of a family. So he singing this song to express how he feels or something. That's what I think of his song.

Obama Won

2008-11-20T11:12:00.000-08:00

Barack Obama won the presidental election. He is now the first African American president. I hope that he will come through with all the promises that he said he would that made all the people vote for him. All alot of kids and adults will be pretty mad. I that him being president is a good thing because people ( especially egnerent people ) that a black man would never be pesident. But he did it. Even with the challenges that he had. But he did it.

Stolen Laptop

2008-11-06T11:19:00.000-08:00

Why would someone want to steal a laptop. I know I wouldnt, especially if I know I would get caught sooner or later. It's a dumb thing. If I would have stole the laptop, I would have been a little more secretive. But that's just me. And if anyone found out, I would have to have alittle talk with them. If you know what I mean.

Child Labor

2008-10-08T09:40:00.000-07:00

Everyday I have to wake up to work at the age of 12. I have to squat down to the ground and pick up potatoes for my farm. I think it's really dumb that kids have to work at such a young age to support their family. And they have to finish before sunrise. Isn't that the parents job? I think my parents are stupid and lazy for making me work like that. Just to support them. That wack.

Becoming A gold Miner

2008-09-24T09:52:00.000-07:00

My name is Takrem Harris and I am a gold miner. I think that it really sucks to be one. One thing I hate about it is having to wake up to work at the age of six. I also hate walking with heavy weight on me every day in the heat all day. Also with any clothes on my back. And the very last thing I hate is having to put that poison called Murcury on my hands to get gold. Scientists believe that that stuff causes brain damage, hand damage and mental retardation. I hate that stuff man.

Smackdown v.s Raw 2008

2008-09-11T11:37:00.000-07:00

There's this new game that came out. It's called Smackdown v.s. Raw 2008!!!!!! There's new features like ultimate submision and unique fighting styles for each superstars. Like Rey Mysterio and Jeff Hard are Highflighyers and CM Punk and Bret Hart are the submision people. The Sandman is staraight hadcore. He can put tables on fire and make your self bleed and get a full momentum bar to do your finishers. My pesonal favorites is hardcore and highflighying. I love the Hardcore life and I love flighying through the skies.

The Boondocks

2008-09-11T11:28:00.000-07:00

The Boondocks is one of the best adultswim cartoons ever. The people in the show are Riley, my dude Huey, there grandfather Granddad, Uncle Rucka, Thugnifisent and other funny characters. Huey is my favorite character because is really poetic. He so much into conspirisey. Riley is real funny. He think he's gangsta. Riley and Huey are brothers but Huey the oldest. He's also the smartest. The third main character is Grandad. He is there grandfather and caretaker. He keeps thinking he's young by going to clubs and trying to get girls.

Pizza Hut

2008-09-11T11:26:00.000-07:00

In comercials, the directors try to use advertising tricks to make you buy a product. In the Pizza Hut comercial I saw the used a famous actor. ( Jessica Simpson. ) Plus they show the cheesie crust over and over to make us want it more and more. They also made it look like Jessica was a beast for it and that even a movie will go crazy for Pizza Hut's cheesie bites.

Meatrix 2 1/2

2008-09-11T11:18:00.002-07:00

After watching all three movies, i'm going to think twice before I start eating meat. If it wasn't for the Meatrix 2, i'll still be one of the bad meat consumers. The Meatrix 2 was the best because it had the most action.

Meatrix 2

2008-09-11T11:18:00.001-07:00

In the Meatrix 2, you know how regular farms milk there cows by hand and the cows are happy? Well when Leo looked into the glasses he found out what they really do. The factories uses machines to milk the cows. Then they cut off there tails so they could poop then it poluts the air. Then they put this enjuction thing with the letters RBGH. It's a thing that makes the cows uders grow so they produce more milk for the stores and when we buy it.... Well, I really don't know what happens to us.

The Meatrix

2008-09-10T09:59:00.000-07:00

The factory farm uses the farm pigs to kill and turn them into meat. Then put them into square pens and leave them there. Plus they rip of the chickens becks. The animals are fed this thing called antibiotics. It's a thing that keeps the animals alive because they put them in a room and where they can't get no sunlight or food so they can't do nothing. It's sort of like a desease. When the animals take a crap, they put it in rivers so it poluts the air.

Michael Jordan

2008-09-10T09:42:00.000-07:00

Michael Jordan. In my oppinion Michael Jordan is the best legend shooting guard to ever go into the NBA. Michael Jordan first team he was ever on was Chicago Bulls. Then got drafted to the Washington Wizards. His number was 23 like Lebron James has now. Him and Lebron were good and he even let him go to his house to play basketball and stuff. M.J was also a financial wizard. The money he invested in playing basketball, he made his own sneakers. His sneakers are very popular and is one of New Yorks hottests sneakers. He cool people. But i'm a beat him one day.

My Super Size Me Poster

2008-09-04T11:31:00.001-07:00

I made this poster to show all you people that if you eat to much fast food you'll end up really over weight and fat. Even if you think you skinny and you don't have to worry about that, it will efect you later on. Trust me. I'm skinny. And I eat fast food like theres no tomorrow. I love to eat. It's one of my favorite things to do. But I know I don't want to look like a obese dude. That's why I hope this poster changes your mind about how you eat.

Movie Scavenger Hunt Assignment:41

2008-09-04T11:26:00.000-07:00

The number one ranked movie is The Incredible Hulk. This movie made a total of 54.5 million dollars. The movie is about the military after a scientist named Bruce Banner. ( The Incredible Hulk. ) So Bruce likes the generals daughter Betty, so he tries to get close to her but they just shoot at him. All they see him is as the Hulk. A target. The movie I want to see the most is You Don't Mess With The Zohan. I seen the commercial and it's hilarious. The top movies that's making he U.S the most money is Indiana Jones and the blah,blah,blah. Then theres Iron Man and Sex and the city.