Splotchy and Suzette

I was talking with Splotchy and he sounded like a cool guy. But I found out he was a robot and that was kinda whack. But when we had the conversation, I thought I was talking to a real dude. I ask him questions like where are you from and whats your favorite sport. And he answered Miami and basketball. But I kinda had a feeling he was a robot because I ask whats your favorite food. And he tried to change the subject by saying I like tigers. I'm like O.K but that's not what we were talking about. But then he says I don't know what you're talking about. But then I figured it was a robot so I left it alone

Trash Talk part 2

Back in 300 B.C, the first dumped site acutually recorded was on a greek island. But now, garbage is dumped in a abanded area. In that place the ground has a good mixture of soil and bedrock, it is easy to dig holes there but you only can dig three feet because any further, you'll be splashed with water. After that they put clay over the walls from where they digged. Next put pipe lines on the bottom of what they digged so garbage juice won't flood the garbage out. Lastly the put extra extra strong paper over the pipes so nothing will leak into the earth. Oh yeah they put sand on it for more pretection the dump all the trash down it.

Trash Talk part 1

In Philidelphia at around the 1750's, Ben Franklin establish America's first street cleaning. But during the 1800's New Yorkers threw their garbage on the streets like it was nothin. They were real, real lazy. Or just plan ol rude. Then, at 1930, the sanitation came in. But now a days, theres a whole lot more than it was before. It's like a war between them and garbge. They think if they seperate all the trucks into the 5 boroughs, they will have a better chance then if they stay in 1 area. They have tools with them when they go out geting the garbages. Shovels. But really they throw the garbage into the back of the truck called the hopper. It has a thing that crushes all the garbge into this spot that has alot of space. Since the truck is used for garbage and theres alot of trucks, they change the trucks every 5 years.

Bad Stuff Goin On In Africa

My Dream

One time I had this dream where I was a cop. And I was the best cop ever to be a cop in New York. So they gave me a job as a a body guard for some old guy in Hollywood because all his other body guards quit. So when I got there I found out it wasn't a old guy. It was Amanda Bynes. I think it was because I was watching a tv show and she was the guess star. Anyway she said she was going to this party in space and she knew I was the best of the best. So we where going to her party on another planet. So she picked out her dress that looked good on her. So while we were on the spaceship, some aliens shot at our ship. It was some space type monkeys. They had green skin with 4 arms. They were good shooters but I was better. I shot them all down with one gun. She thanked me and we were on our way.
We got there and all I saw were aliens. But she said they were celebrities from other planets. So half through the party the space monkey came back but with more people. I used kung fu and I took them all out. Everybody was impress with my cool moves. I like to brag but none of them stood a chance.
The party was over and I took Amanda home. She said she loved how I took down the space monkeys. She thanked me with a kiss a she smiled and went in her house. The dream was great.