Nasty Concoctions

One time when I was in summer camp with my brother like 5 years ago, we had a bet. Me, my older brother, and a group of his friends were on a trip. They made this drink. It was Pepsi but not any kind of pepsi. It had all kinds of stuff in it. BBQ chips, Starbust, MNM's, hot fat kid breath, whip cream, and some cherry soda, and any other stuff they could find. Then they shook it up and down left and right and then they got a straw and mixed all of it. Who ever drank it got 6 or 8 dollars. Nobody wanted to drink it no matter how much money it was so I walk up to them and said can I try it. Then they started talking to my brother asking him are you really gonna let your 7 year old brother drink this and he said if he rally wants to. So they handed me the bottle and I said ummm it looks good. Then I drank like half of it without stopping. Everybody was surprise I made it and didnt throw up. Then instead of only giving me 6, they gave me 10. That day was great.

PetLand Sucks And Stuff

Dear PetLand,
You guys really, really are wack. How can you sleep at night knowing that you guys bought dogs and cats at puppy mills. At puppy mills there are no space for the animals to stretch their legs and they are so close to each other. They live eat and poo in one really small crate. That's not how animals are suspose to live. And you guys don't even care. On a scale from 1 to 10 at how badly you are really bad, yall a 12.

Animal Cruelty

Animal cruelty is a very serious case. People who do it are really retarded. I mean why train two dogs to kill other dogs. Dogs are suppose to be best friends. And when they become friends they chase cats. Like DMX and Michael Vick, they both got arrested for abusing dogs. They use to be cool, but now they suck. Anyway hosting dog fights or having a dog and making them fight, it's evil. And if you see dog fights on your block or something, call the cops. But make sure you use a ananomous name. Because if they find you and they got a dog.... um, um, um, um. You dead.

Buyer's Remorse

Don't you hate it when you buy something and it was cool at the time. But then after you use it after a while, it gets really really boring. I hate when that happens to me. And it's happened to me a lot. One time I bought a real good Honey Bun. I mean real good. I was like one of the best ones ever. So I put it in my book bag so I can eat it later right. I forget about it. Then a month later I find it in my bag. All the icing is off, it smells like notebook. It was awful. My bag was smelling like Honey Bun for a week. That was the only good thing that came out.